Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Si ce?!

Dupa o absenta indelungata si plictisitoare m-am intors cu alte tampenii.Vesti noi din lumea muzicala!ROD STEWART SI ELTON JHON VIN IN ROMANIA!!!!YAHHHHUUUUU!!!!!!!!!Da,eu cu mama topiam prin sufragerie cand am auzit de nea' Rod,am vazut pe Facebook(mama mea ultilizeaza facebook si hi5B-) ) Vreau sa ma tund ca Joan Jett B-) si o ador pe Gaga.De fapt,cine nu o adora 8-> .Alejandro!!!!Si este foarte frig.Vreau sa vina vara-pentru prima oara in viata mea.Incep sa realizez ca sunt clasa a VIII-a.Sau mai bine sa nu o fac.Ce dragut!Dar draga mea C. ar zice citez "CE STUPID!".Azi am facut biscuiti.Nu am aruncat casa in aer.Si sunt chiar buni.MA chinuiam cu aluatu,eram nervoasa ca nu se lipea.Uitasem sa pun galbenusurile.Si am realizat ca cele doua blonde pe care le credeam cu creier nu sunt.NU INSINUEZ NIMIC!Sunt directa.Dar tot le iubesc.Iara scriu fara sens.O sa fiu dietetician.Asa mi-a zis psihloaga.8-) Hell no.In fine.Mai stricam o pagina din acest blog fara sens.B-) Don't call me Gaga.

xo,M.=] Ozzy <3

Sunday, 3 January 2010

LA MULTI ANI!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Carla's Christmas party. It was Tom who spiked the punch with too much Wishky. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanila.

I thought it was funny when I put Vasile's blouse on my head and danced the limbo on the bed while singing `best of both worlds'. I didn't mean to break Carla's electric chair and don't know why Carla would sue me for shoutting.

I don't remember calling Jack's wife a sexy calf---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Rumspringa's husband's penis, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bike through my neighbor's bath. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sensual pig and have me arrested for violation!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hard and harder. And I'm really not to blame for any of this loud stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and pretty yours,
Miruna (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 45745468747583673545456435665564 bucks!

Multumesc si La Multi [B]Ani [By Andy] :) M.=] Ozzy